know who IUDs:
A man wanted buy a lottery ticket but was indecisive and did not know what
number choose from, so he goes to the lottery (a girl despampánate) and asks:
- Look I want to buy a tenth of the Lottery, but the truth is that
not know how to choose the number, maybe you can help me.
- Sure, why not! - She answers while asking
- for example, tell me how many times have you left the country?
- 4 times.
- Ok, this is your first issue, now tell me how many?
- 2 children.
- Well, the second number. How many books have you read this year?
- 5 books. She noted
.
- Tell me, how many times a month he makes love to his wife?
hear but that is very personal, is not it?
- Well, will you win the lottery or not?
- Well, well, ... 2 times a month.
- OK and now that we in confidence, tell me
how many times in your life have "given" in the ass? (Including Zapatero)
- Excuse me miss, but know that ..... I'm a real man!
- Okay, okay, do not be angry, she says: that means
say that zero times ..... and I have it, her number is 4 2 5 2 0 . Indeed the man
purchase the complete series and the next day
first thing is to look at the newspaper and find that the number
jackpot winner is the February 4 February 5 8 ....... ., and says
- ¡¡¡¡¡ MOTHER who bore me !!!!!!, ESO ME FOR LYING ABOUT
Do not laugh all at once, lest we have a distaste ajaja ajaja ajaja
LUCK TO ALL AND THAT WE DO NOT TOUCH THE INJURY
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